OK: aliens with our level of tech look at the Earth from light years away and they see….. this!

                                                                                   S. Fan et. al., arXiv (2019) arXiv:1908.04350

So, any certified sci fi geek, or even any slightly-beyond-casual astro-news scanner, knows that so far our only visuals of exoplanets amount to a couple of infuriating little pixels of light.  But some crafty scientists flipped the script. They sorta reverse-engineered how Earth would look to someone viewing it from many light years away if they were shackled with our pitiful 21st century Earther level of telescopery. The result: the above image. So, the black lines represent coastlines, allowing our no-doubt quintuple-eyed, tentacled, quadruple-headed alien viewers to spot the *squint your two, pitiful eyes* outlines of Africa in the middle, Asia in the U.R. and the Americas to the left. Can’t see it yet? Squint harder. Get the full scoop over at Science Magazine.

 

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So, puny human, how do you measure up? Look upon these (prehistoric) works, and despair! (Or just enjoy. Your choice.)

 

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And now: a fine, if rather pensive, video about a new-found bat-wing dinosaur. That is all.

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Best-selling thriller guy is mad as Hell, will not be taking it anymore… and burns his French publisher re: lame cover art. Authors should learn from his example.

 

OK, got some basically inside-baseball book marketing stuff going on here. Topic: the cover imagery on an author’s hard won, sweated-blood-from-his/her-eyeballs new book. We all want our books to put their best book-foot forward, eh? Doesn’t always work out. Espesh if the publisher isn’t really paying attention to the minor issue of WHAT THE BOOK’S ABOUT. 

But if we gripe and whine and/or demand OUR vision for said book’s art-on-front, won’t our publisher hate us and mock us and generally despise us? And won’t this hating result in, at best, apathy from the sales crew or, at worst, active vengeful sabotage, and so even worse sales numbers? Be not afraid, says thriller master-word-maker Barry Eisler.  He was, in fact, sufficiently horked off at the French publisher of his books, that he wrote ’em an open letter offering a little advice. Well, a point-by-point take down, full-nelson and choke-hold throttling concerning the cover they stuck on his seventh novel, Fault Line.   The letter is here offered in an article on the Dear Author blog (a worthy resource authors should check out). To get you started: the French cover below, left. So, a novel about garage doors? Cameras? Olive green garage doors? Who knows? On the right, the U.S. cover. You be the judge.

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This next-door star system just MIGHT host a super-Earth under-ice hot-bed of alien life. So, huzzah!

Image result for barnard's star re sol

Reading SF as a kid, I recalled Barnard’s Star being tagged as one of the closest local systems sporting alien civilization, or at least off-world life. Now, a couple of scientists posit that ol’ Barnard’s just might harbor some actual living critters, if only of the microbial sort.

The system’s planet, Barnard’s star b, is an icy super-earth circling its cool red dwarf star in an orbit closer than Mercury’s distance from our earthly sun.  But the red dwarf is much less intense than our Sol, so the exoplanet is basically deep-freezed – at least on the surface. But since the planet is three times earth’s mass, they also posit a heat-generating core, and of course what you have then is the possibility of a large, toasty warm under-ice ocean. And in the comfy waters: single celled life, or Barnard’s endearingly wiggly equivalent.

While we’re unlikely ever to know if this is true in any of our life times, it’s still a cool thought…. and yet one more SF prophecy made real. Or kinda sorta real. Or real enough to merit a blog post. So there’s that…

And here, an artist’s impression of Barnard’s star b, in all its ice-queen majesty.

This image shows an artist's impression of the surface of Barnard's star b, a cold Super-Earth discovered orbiting Barnard's star 6 light-years away.

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Mars: A Lake-Less Desert No More!

SCIENCE Magazine reports the discovery of a pretty darn good-sized body of at least semi-liquid water under the Martian south polar region. Life at last?! Hold your exo-horses, space cadets….

Now, no doubt this qualifies as more shiny fresh, fascinating data beaming in from the various robots circling around, driving on, digging into, snapping selfies from the surface of Mars. And what we might have here is a lake. A 12-mile-plus wide body of possibly liquid water under the planet’s south pole. So, walleye pike and jellyfish competing for resources just below the surface? Prolly not quite time to pop the Dom Perignon yet. The lake is over 100 degrees F below zero. On Earth, our toasty molten core keeps sub-surface polar ice downright hot-tub warm in comparison. On Mars? A dead-cold core, so no heating from that direction. But salts, you say! Salt does lower the freezing temp of water. Most likely salt in a Martian lake? Perchlorates. So, toxic to life (as we know it, at least.) But but! The pressure of the overlying ice, you say! Wellllll – the low grav on Mars and thinness of the ice (less than a mile) mean not enough pressure to help much. So, the lake is likely not open water, but a sludge of soil-suspension with maybe poisonous chemical mix at a temp that’s not remotely life-friendly. Could there STILL be life? Sure. Not a “slam dunk” at all, as one JPL researcher said by way of “keep calm and carry on probing.” But, it IS a very cool discovery and who knows? Maybe there are other subterranean Martian bodies of water brimming with Tiger shrimp and sentient squid! Or maybe Martians have evolved life forms beyond our humble Earther imaginations. Stay tuned. And watch the skies!

Here’s a graphic of the basic findings as posted by the planetary mavins at the ESA. Get a better look at whole dealeo over at the European Space Agency.

 

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Congratulations! It’s a planet! A giant, gassy, scorchin’ hot giant. And it has its mother’s glowing complection.

exoplanet photo sphere

This is just more fabulous space-ery from the VLT (Very Large Telescope) at the Euro observatory complex down in Chile (photo swiped from Space.com). Yeah, I’ve done title explorations for places like Disney & Warner Bros. The Euro folk shoulda hired me for naming this sucker. I mean, “Very Large Telescope” has a certain post-clever-title sort of we’re-callin-it-like-we-see-it thing going for it, but we Earthers could’ve done better. Anyway, the photo is spectacular – you can see the void-path the gas giant is carving thru the disc material as it orbits (and accretes mass).  The proud parent star is 370 LY away, the planet is toasty warm at 1,800 F and is multiples-of-Jupiter sized. So, new planet snapped in its nursery. What a cutie.

 

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A short vid compiling (and discussing) the origins, impact and (oh yeah!) the epic weirdness of the under-appreciated art of Sci Fi Book Covers.

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Listening in on a Gazillion Off-World Worlds? Yup. We’re goin’ there. (ie: The Breakthrough Initiative puts its money where its alien-tech-sniffing multibeam reciever is.)

The Breakthrough Initiative is widening its galactic reach. New Breakthrough-funded upgrades to the CSIRO Parkes Radio Telescope (“Parkes”) in New South Wales, Australia, will now allow it to sort through up to 100 petabytes of raw data from stars in the galactic plane looking for telltale signs of intelligent technological societies.

This leveling up in sensing power means the BTListen back-end can now gather up and analyze 130 gigabits per second – or, more than 100 million radio channels in each of the receiver’s 13 beams. Big deal? Indeed. Cosmic-big. It’s one of the most extensive, data-rich SETI experiments we hyoomans have yet mounted.

So, to celebrate, I want to indulge in a little nostalgia, with a look back at Stephen Hawking (I still hate that he’s gone. I really do.) talking about the project that he thought Earth really needed to get behind. And just between you & me, this Hawking guy seemed to know his space-and-stars stuff, ya know? So, we need to pay attention, OK? OK.

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Gadzooks! Run away! It’s the dreaded… hat-fright! Or, um… the fearsome Hound-plant. Or the… oh, wait… nevermind. It’s harmless.

What happens when you ask a recurrent neural net to cook up some wicked cool new D&D monster names? Hilarity, that’s what.

Intrepid research scientist Janelle Shane from Boulder, Colorado had previously commanded her obedient little RNN to spew out stuff like alternate names for the bands at SXSW.  And who wouldn’t wanna rock out to the emo-goth hits of Death Watson or Hard the Heart or maybe bang one’s head to Butte Big Show Destroyer? Totally metal, dude. A bit later, she asked for new spell names for D&D adventurers to toss around. Trust me, you don’t ever wanna face the terror of the Gland Growth spell. More recently, she had her AI bestie conjure up name-tags for a few novel species of monsters. Well played little silico-bio-cortexical-jokester, well played.

Herewith, the less-than-monstrous algorithmic menagerie:

Owlborn
Cat, Stone
Vampire Bear
Kick Spirit
Hatfright
Purple Bird
Slug, Spectral
Wolf, Chromatic
Golem, Rain
Human, Crystal
Hound, Plant
Fish, Astro-
Wolfworm
Ogre, Space
Dog, Goblin
Serpent Shark
Mommy, Greater
Giant, Dunebat
Cloud of Chaos

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